thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I still have a little drunk in my system
where are my eyebrows?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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