I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Randomize
