it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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