Cold hands, warm shart.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Someone signed my nipple.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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