this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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