what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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