Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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