i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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