Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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