mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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