do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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