I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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