I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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