is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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