Dual....:-)
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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