The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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