How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
