I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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