soooo we both peed the bed last night...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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