ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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