Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Randomize
