I hope mine doesn't look like that
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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