when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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