"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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