Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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