listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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