I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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