Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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