is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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