don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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