Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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