where am i from again
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Randomize
