i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
