that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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