i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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