That's intense
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
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go home
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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