People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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