Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
