Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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