Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
The Olympian is in my bed
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