Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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