I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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