He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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