after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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