i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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