All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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