mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
