addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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