They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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