dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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