Quick, to the slutcave!
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
