I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I FOUND THE LEGS
So vagazzling was a success
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
