Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I think my moral compass just broke
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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