only if we run a train.
done.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Sober January is a disaster.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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