I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Fuck appropriateness.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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