Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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